Those BIBLE perverters...

You know, here's the real problem with those BIBLE CORRECTERS on the other side:

I received an email from Pastor2Youth.com's Ryan Nielsen, it was one of the many emails from various youth websites I receive periodically. It was about his "logo contest" and how he was re clarifying the rules. Now Ryan is a pretty nice guy, so he was kind about it. But I decided to do as any good IFB and convert it to King James English, Ryan thought it was amusing and asked about posting it to his site. I said sure, since getting ANY King James English out to the masses is good. So as I went over to www.pastor2youth.com and read the front page, I noticed my letter, but it had been CORRECTED and EDITED!!!

Please note here is the letter as originally inspired in the KJEnglish:

TRANSLATION IN KING JAMES ENGLISH:

Whereas ye have submitith many submissions of dubios content and boorish character, and whereas, thine submissions SUCK...

The LORD hath said, "He who submiteth such lascivious trash, shall heretofor be cast into the eternal file of deletion which shall be deleted forever and ever... AMen.

He who submiteth grand and glorious creations to the pleasure of the creator of pastor2youth.com and his representatives, yea, some would say angels, shall be judged and those who excel shall be rewarded forever and ever, or at least until the next PDYM conference.

Amen...

And here is that HERETIC (once removed) Ryan's version:

This creative "addendum" to the change in rules for the winner selection in the Pastor2youth Logo competition was given to me by a friend - UndercoverYP. Thanks UndercoverYP. Words to live by!!!!!!

TRANSLATION IN KING JAMES ENGLISH:

Whereas ye have submitith many submissions of dubios content and boorish character, and whereas, thine submissions SIP...

The LORD hath said, "He who submiteth such lascivious trash, shall heretofor be cast into the eternal file of deletion which shall be deleted forever and ever... AMEN.

He who submiteth grand and glorious creations to the pleasure of the creator of pastor2youth.com and his representatives, yea, some would say angels, shall be judged and those who excel shall be rewarded forever and ever, or at least until the next PDYM conference.

Amen...

Please note, I posted the WHOLE of his letter unchanged... but that's because I am not a heretic...

Please note: For all those who have no sense of humor or are too sanctified to read this, this is called sarcasm... No I don't believe Ryan is a heretic, severely misguided, yes, but no heretic...